I still wait for the day someone sees my music library and falls in love with me.
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT: